Magic “Hoopla!” Makes YOU a Millionaire!
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I am in a good mood today:)
A good rambling mood…
And I shall do my Magic to you…
Really.
Today I am going to change your life using TELEPATHY.
That means I shall do my magic and when I am done you
can see the results asap.
And here is what I shall do:
I shall write 1 phrase below…
I shall write it 3 times and you need to read it.
Then you will see a series of dots…
You need to concentrate and follow the dots.
By the time you will reach the end of the dots,
you can then check your email and you will see
a Huge commission of an outstanding amount of
$1247 to your affiliate account…
How can I do this?
It’s a new trick.
I’ll explain it later on.
For now do as I told you.
Read the phrase, concentrate and get the commission…
The phrase is:
*** I want to get a commission of $1247 NOW! ***
- that was once…
- again…
*** I want to get a commission of $1247 NOW! ***
(please be sure to concentrate)
- one more time…
*** I want to get a commission of $1247 NOW! ***
OK… I hope you concentrated…
Now the dots… Concentrate…
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And the magic word of mine:
HOOPLA!
That was it.
You can now check your email and if my trick worked
then you have a commission of $1247 waiting for you.
Also please read below, after the dots again…
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How silly am I for saying these things to you…?
You found that “trick” silly… didn’t you?
Of course, it is silly.
But I am not.
And I HOPE you did not believe that you could generate
that commission that easily….
Did you?
Chances are you will answer: “No”
You did NOT believe my silly trick.
Why?
Let’s analyze it here…
Because it was an obvious silly thing to do…
Or because you know me a bit and you were sure
that something else was going on here… still
trying to find out what is that… eh?
OK..
It was TOO obvious.
(In all cases, do check your email.)
- joke:)
BUT…
- Getting serious now…
Are you sure you do NOT believe in these things…?
I am asking you seriously now.
Are you sure you do NOT believe in these things…?
Tell me…
You receive messages everyday…
Some people tell you exactly the same thing
- as I did few seconds ago.
They promise you EVEN BIGGER COMMISSIONS!
Some of them dare to promise you 5 and 6-figure
in 30 days, in 21 days, in 60 days, in 57 days…
Are you sure you do NOT believe in these things…?
OK…
They use a better way…
They do not use “HOOPLA!”
…or magic dots…
Or at least they do not promise instant profit
as I did.
Was that the reason you did not believe in me?
Well..
Actually…
That was NOT a trick.
The magic world is HOOPLA.
And the magic happened indeed.
And behind you is the solution you needed.
Behind your head… inside your brain.
But…
I was a bit silly, so chances are you will not
trust that method.
Chances are you will trust the “Hoopla!” offered
by other Gurus… for…
…empires of millions in 30 days, with the exception
of February, that is in 28 days….
So I am asking you again…
“Are you sure you do NOT believe in these things…?”
Allow me to answer that question for you.
(Can I - please?)
The answer my dear reader is that you DO believe
in those things… IF:
…You do not use JVManager/Fantasos.
“What a freaking sales pitch…!”
- You may say.
Mmm…
Please give me a second chance then because I am either
crazy or I know something more than you…
PLEASE.
Allow me to explain.
Even if you are feeling sick against me, please give me
the second chance (everybody deserves a second chance,
right?) - and if you will NOT agree with me, then you
can use the magic link near the end of this message and
disappear…
OK?
Thanks.
I am deadly serious today.
Because I think I have seen enough.
And I need to at least TRY and HELP YOU.
I shall do it the same way I did it with myself.
Myself has been my best student.
And that student is today known as one of the best
marketers on the Net.
How did I do it?
Do not try to answer the question because chances are
you will answer with a biased opinion based on what you
know about me today.
You may answer that Joint Ventures brought me here.
Or that my connections made me what I am.
Wrong.
I started as Mr. Nobody.
And I have created an “empire” of products today.
Today I live my dream.
How did I do it?
Was it by “just using JVManager?”
(the sales pitch above…)
I know you cannot accept this so…
… No. It was not that simple.
I had to compete with Giants.
I had to establish a name from nothing.
I had to create a list from the 10 subscribers I had
to some 10s of 1000s of subscribers and believe me…
… that was HARD…. VERY HARD INDEED.
But I did it.
How?
The answer is: By creating products that Internet Marketers
love to use; so that was the reason they were buying those
products…
Sure thing eh?
Easy to say so…
But…
Don’t you know MANY people that have also created many
products??? What makes the difference between a huge
success and a failure?
Was it the quality of the products?
Was it the quality of the service?
Yes and Yes.
But there was something MORE than that.
You see… my REAL secret… is that actually…
… I was creating the tools I needed to COMPETE
and SURVIVE in this market…
Think about it, then browse the products at
www.turbohq.com/index.shtml and see…
… the Special Of/fer Manager…
I created that because I wanted to make customers to
buy NOW and NOT tomorrow… and I wanted to automate
everything so I could do more work in less time…
… the Dynamic Pricing Generator…
Same logic… I wanted to increase the “buying eagerness!”
What better than a price that goes UP and UP!
… the Buy Me A Drink…
I wanted to get paid when people wanted to tell
just a BRAVO to me. What better than a *virtual Bar?*
… the TurboZiner collection ….I wanted my email messages to reach my people…
What better than a script that would allow me to measure
the “spamability” of my message? Remember that THAT
solution was NOT offered on THAT time (years ago.)
… the TurboReferer ….
I want to offer incentives to affiliates… prizes
that would motivate them to generate more sales…
for them and for me too… What better than a
solution that manages everything hands-free and
automates everything??
Are you with me?
Good.
So tell me… What was the main common element in
those TOOLS apart from the facts that I created them for
myself and that others liked them too?
This: I wanted to DO MORE in LESS time…
I wanted to DO MORE…
BTW… and FYI: the only reasons that made me wanting to
generate MORE in LESS time were a) the Banks that still
insist on getting paid by me every month on certain dates,
and b) my self’s childish dreams that I can live the way I
want by doing what I want to do without having to “report”
everyday to a “boss.”
Imagine it like fishing…
If you have 1 line in the sea you can get 1 fish.
If you have 2 lines in the sea chances are you can
get 2 fish. Not more.
But if you throw 1000 lines in the sea…. Mmm…
…DON’T you MAXIMIZE the possibilities to get 1000 fish???
Or 900… or 800??
Yep.
I know it because I go fishing - every year…
And guess what…
I could not throw more than 5 lines in the sea…
because I could not manage them… I had to check
the bait, throw it again, be ready for the next
sign… etc…
Thankfully, my wife loves fishing more than I do.
And guess what…
We can throw more than 10 lines in the sea.
We are 2.
And guess what…
I found a way and I can now throw at least 15 lines
in the sea… How?
I attach bells on the fishing rode…
So I can hear the sound if a fish is there…
And guess what…
I found another way to throw more than 20 lines
in the sea… How?
I usually get visitors to that fishing village…
and I have them inspecting the additional 5 lines..
Do you know how THAT is called?
It is called: OUTSOURCING.
And do you know how the whole procedure above is
called?
It is called Automation.
But guess what…
There are better fishermen than me.
I know and I can live with it.
But do you know why?
Because they can fish with more than 20 lines too,
but…
…they have better lines… better baits.
Do you know why?
Because they spend MORE MONEY for their baits.
I do not.
I sometimes spent some money for buying some plastic
fish… I saw an ad on the TV and the ad was saying:
“Those plastic fish make real fish BITE them!”
And I believed in it.
Now…
Can you smell the similarities here?
I believed in a “Hoopla!”
And I spent my money.
And got nothing.
While today I KNOW that IF I had INVESTED to better
lines, better baits, etc. I should be able to throw
more lines in the sea… and get more fish.
But I did NOT and do NOT DO it.
Why?
Because I play with fishing.
I am NOT that serious.
I CAN automate some things… take the advantage of
a friend that is there and can help me, etc… but
that is it.
While I get some fish, I am not a PRO.
Because…
… I am not THAT serious.
So… Can you smell the similarities here?
You can do what you want with many ways.
You can get “some fish” and be happy with that number
of fish you get… Really happy.
But speaking about Internet Marketing… well…
.. I was not happy; I wanted more.
I wanted to be a pro.
And I INVESTED everything I was earning…
… for getting coders that could create more scripts for me…
… for getting graphic designers that could create
better graphics for my site…
… for getting copy writers to write the super sales
letters you can see online…
… for getting dedicated servers instead of a shared
hosting account…
… for hiring people for support…
… for paying people for their help…
… for buying more products so I could be aware of what
the market offers…
That’s how I created all those products…
But then again, I had to…
… Manage the customers on site A for product A and
respond them through list A and deliver the product
through payment gateway A; and then use a list A for
affiliates of that product….
… Manage the customers on site B for product B and
respond them through list B and deliver the product
through payment gateway B; and then use a list B for
affiliates of that product….
… Manage the customers on site C for product C and
respond them through list C and deliver the product
through payment gateway C; and then use a list C for
affiliates of that product….
… repeat that for the first 10 products and you get
confused…
I got confused.
And one day, I saw the light.
And the light was: CENTRALIZATION.
I had to centralize everything or I’d lose the game…
I also inspected the BIG marketers and saw that they
had been using 1 payment gateway, or 1 list of affiliates,
or 1 list of customers, etc…
I tested everything.
But NOTHING could GIVE ME THE ADVANTAGE I wanted…
You see… if EVERYBODY uses the SAME solution
then how can one become EXCEPTIONAL SUCCESS?
That was the question for me.
This is why and how I decided to give an EXCEPTIONAL
answer…. I should create something that could do
everything I wanted to do… and I should ADD more
features to it according to the needs of the market….
While others were using 5 scripts for creating 5 sites
and offering 5 systems, I should create 1 platform
that would allow me to use 1 system, but also allow me to
offer the same 5 different systems all others offer…
Amazing? It was. It is.
This is what JVManager has been: A shell that allowed
me to COMPETE with others EASIER…
And again…
Some subscribers of mine liked my script.
They tested it. And they used it.
Once they used it, they had the same results!
JVManager allowed them to MANAGE a HUGE business of
1000s of customers and affiliates!
Because at the very end, what I created was for 1 person
that would like to DO MORE in LESS time…
And for all others, JVManager was the “investment”
I was talking about above…
The better lines…
The better bait…
The better SYSTEMS..
You know the rest of the story…
So while it is quite silly to believe that I can generate
a commission for you by just saying “Hoopla!” it is not
silly to TRUST ME when saying that I owe my success to
the system I use, because it allows me:
… TO DO MORE.
Mind you: I am NOT the best user of JVManager/Fantasos.
I have seen people using it easier and quicker than me.
But I have the advantage of adding new features to it
so I always know the next episode.:)
However… to the right hands, JVManager and now
Fantasos is a NUCLEAR weapon that cannot destroy but
can bring the needed NEXT DAY to your business, because
this is why it was designed for.
Why am I telling you these things today?
Because I am going to raise the price of Fantasos in some
days and make it more expensive… $4997 instead of $1997.
And do you know why am I doing that?
Because only SERIOUS people MUST have that NUCLEAR weapon.
Do you know why?
Because while Fantasos can make you a HIT, it can ALSO
frustrate you… Really. You can even hate me for suggesting
it to you..
Do you know why?
Because it challenges your best abilities… your way of
theorizing the situation around you so far… your way of
dealing with things… your IQ!
It’s like a new language…
Learn it, Speak it, Make the Difference and Become a HIT.
Or… just feel frustrated because you cannot cope with
the changes needed to be brought to your business life.
So…
Is Fantasos another “HOOPLA!” ?
It depends on you.
You can make it a “Hoopla!” and remember me.
Or you can go out and telling others about John’s silly
thing… If this is your case… I wonder: how will you
be able to manage 1000 lines in you sea of success?
By believing in methods that can generate thousands
in 30 days?
Grow up.
John Delavera
www.jvmanager.com
p.s. There may be some of you thinking that “John is nuts…
I cannot understand what he is saying… Confused…
Frustrated… Ah… Nah… John’s script is not for me…”
Sure.. I understand this. Do you?






























April 18th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
John,
I have bookmarked this post…in my favorites.
Please…get in the mood to do more “rambling”, give me more hoopla…
Feed me.
Joseph Ratliff
April 18th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Hi John
I love everything that you write but this is one of your best yet.
At your “nuttiest” you still stands head and shoulders above any other marketer.
Thanks for such an enjoyable message.
Donna
April 18th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I believed you John!
I don’t believe many of the mails I get.
But I believed you because you wrote it.
I won’t hold you to the check:)
But just so you know someone believes in you.
I cannot do that without trust,
you have earned mine.
I think you call that “blind faith”
Love Sharyn
April 18th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Qualify
Blind Faith as I have never met you or seen you
April 18th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Awesome.
At this rate, all my spare cash will go to buying you beers!
Is there an archive of your posts in ebook form - for sale?
Thanks, John
All success
Dr.Mani
…the Internet infopreneur
http://www.InfoProfitz.com
April 19th, 2007 at 3:12 am
Dear John (don’t worry, this is not one of those letters),
I’m the former CD of an ad agency and a writer. That was one of the most original emails I have read in a long time.
Also one of the longest, or should I say, tallest.
Next time I expect you to raise the bar again.
May I suggest iambic pentameters or alexandrines?
Keep on fishin’,
Tony Page
P.S. Oh, and I do have my copy of Fantasos…
April 19th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Hi John
I just hope that one day I get somewhere near to your ‘rambling’ best!
Hundreds of emails land in my inbox every day from other marketers and gurus, many with great information, many with ‘Hoopla’ - and they all sit and wait for me to make time to read them.
But….
When an email arrives with your name on it I stop whatever I’m doing and read what you have to say with interest…
In the fifteen months that I have been a Turbo member you have taught me more that all the rest put together… even though I have been a pretty poor student!
It took me far too long to realise that what you say works… what I did cos I knew better doesn’t
Now I’m busy trying to get up to speed with Fantasos, jeez that’s one giant of a program - let’s just hope I’m good enough to use it to it’s full potential!
Keep up the ramblings John, I love them
Phil Horsepool
April 19th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
John
Mate, your thoughts cut through so much crap that floats around the net, it is a breath of fresh air.
No fluff, no hype - just straight-from-the-guts sharing about what made you successful.
The Road to Success for everyone is slightly different, but one ingredient remains constant - effort. And your success reflects that, and in how you have created your products.
Like Phil said (see above), when your emails arrive, I grab a drink and enjoy your insights and frank discussions. Keep ‘em coming
Cheers
Matt Tibble
April 19th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
It’s such a pleasure to receive a bit of genius in a plain text email.
Your blending of teaching something serious with playing with the reader’s mind (to stimulate new ways of thinking) was riveting! I found myself alternating between laughing and pondering as I let myself follow the flow.
Your content AND your style far surpass the rest! Thank you.
Dr. Zebrun
http://www.iHealthBulletin.com/blog
April 20th, 2007 at 11:51 am
abra-ca-GRAB-ya what more can one say. A new height in absurdness has landed today. If anyone actually fell for your trick, I’d probably send them to the doctor, for they really ARE sick. Besides the obvious style in your prose, you speak only truth, as most anyone knows. Money is not made by wishing it there, hard work, determination, may help it appear, but still as I sit here, racking my brain,
I feel the sudden urge to read through again. Perhaps as a mantra, your words will ring true, Hell who cares, just as long as those able hear you.
My dear Mr Delavera, I don’t know you from spit, yet your words have inspired my writing this para of sh!@.
“Delavera Unplugged, Revealed or Undone” your mission is complete if you help anyone. And those who go blindly biting every lure passing by, that’s their problem, their net, their Waterloo. The truth is in bold ink, and you’ve published it here.
Thanks not for your wisdom, there was never a doubt. Thanks for the truth, for simply pointing it out.
Camille Thomson